

Nobody beats Aloysius O'Hare! What the famous!.I can't think of any reason you'd ever wanna go outside of town again. Lots of fun stuff to occupy your short attention span. You've got a beautiful town here, Ted.I'm Frankenstein's head on a spider's body! Don't go poking around in things you don't understand, or I'll be your worst nightmare. What?! Why is he leaving town? NO ONE EVER LEAVES TOWN! See what he's up to.I know it may seem small and insignificant, but it's not about what it is, it's about what it can become. Plant the seed in the middle of town where everyone can see! Change the way things are.Because Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better.Who cares if a few trees are dying? This is all so gratifying! How bad, how bad can this possibly be?! All the customers are buying, and the money's multiplying, and the PR people are lying, and the lawyers are denying.

We're going to be rich! What? I'm going to need all the help I can get. Oh, yeah! We're in business, baby! Mom? Hey, it's me! I told you I was going to be a success! You need to bring the whole family here right now.Now that's a thneed! Nothing unmanly about knitting.The legendary, slightly annoying guardian of the forest. Little did I know that by chopping down that tree I had just summoned a mystical creature as old as time itself.About to make a Thneed, about to change the world. What I want more than anything in the whole world is to see a real living tree, growing in my backyard.And people said that the touch of their tufts was softer than anything, even silk. And the fact is, things aren't perfect here in Thneedville! And they're only gonna get worse unless we do something about it! Unless we change our ways, we can start by planting this! I am Ted Wiggins, and I speak for the trees.Hey, she is not some girlǃ She's a woman… in high school… and she loves trees, and I'm gonna get her one.Can he swim? Of course he can't swim! Hang on, Pipsqueak! I'm comin' to get ya! Who taught you guys how to steal a bed?.So what happened to them? Cue the music! Let's see. A town without nature, and not one living tree. We open in Thneedville, a city, they say, that was plastic and fake, and they like it that way. So please pay attention while I set the stage. Regarding the story that you're about to see, it actually happened, just taken from me, but there's more to the story than what's on the page. And I like to say a few words, if you please.
